Tough Decision

To buy a new calculator or buy a new vibrator.

Unfortunately buying both wasn’t an option because they both cost the same. Being a nerd I settled with the calculator and was probably just as excited had I gotten the vibe. I love nifty technology and there are so many cool settings and options on this calc. It'll really help out in a bunch of my courses. I’ll just have to wait a few more weeks for a vibe and I’ll probably go with a better one so in the end it’s win-win. Now don’t go thinking I’m living without an operational buzz device, it’s only my secondary that failed. RIP Blue Metallic. It was my first, purchased on a dare in Montreal when I was underage. Alas, it was cheap and loud but still helped get the job done. The motor tanked a long time ago but it still had its uses until the paint started flaking off… mid-use. PSA: don’t use toys in complete darkness. I didn’t realize this until after the fact as there were tiny blue paint flakes everywhere. Talk about a complete post-orgasmic bliss buzzkill.