April Fools

That last post was my attempt at an April Fools joke.

Celibacy, at least by choice, is not in my immediate future.

I did sincerely write that post a while ago with every intention to follow through when I was so fucking fed up with men and all their bullshit. I thought I needed to take a break, abstain from their distractions and 'work on me'. (That phrase made me throw up in my mouth a little). However, at the end of that post I tried to think of the learning objectives for such a far-fetched scheme.

It wouldn't teach me that I don't need men to cure my sexual cravings. It'd probably do the opposite. At the end I wouldn't suddenly find myself with Notabigfuckingscroatalsack. My mind wouldn't be less distracted by attempting to remove sex. It'd would most likely bring it to the forefront. I'd be horny and miserable for more than a quarter of the year.

Fuck that! Why would I torture myself?