Thursday, June 25

Movie Routine

I got a late night text from Doc the other day suggesting some cock. Sure, I've got nothing else going on. He's free to drive himself across down and deliver it to me. Oh wait, he wants me to drive across town to his place because he wants to watch a movie too. Riiight, I'll come on over with one caveat: we watch the entire movie. Otherwise there is no difference between me going there or him coming to me. He took back his offer and suggested we meet up the next day instead when we "can have more time."

I'm on to this come-over-and-watch-a-movie-for-fifteen-minutes-then-sexy-time scam. I run that ploy myself from time to time but if I'm driving 40 minutes round trip because someone won't get off their lazy ass, I expect a feature film. Tip: if you really don't want to sit in the dark for 2 hours before getting it on, I suggest a quicker, similarly innocent activity like a video game. Hell, even a board game! If a sexy man asked me to come over and play Monopoly I'd be there in a flash... although I suppose that'd take at least 2 hours as well. I play til absolute bankruptcy, baby.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I can't believe he is too f'ing lazy to drive over to get some...er...you. You have to have some standards. He can't be that good can he? (Rolls eyes) sheesh!