Ugly Porn

Why are there so many ugly people in porn? I'm not talking like average looking, I'm talking yikes!-looking. Beer belly, coke bottle glasses, quasi-mullets, snaggle teeth, unibrows, etc... Everyone is a sexual creature and has the right to make videos, have fun, and blah blah blah. But really! Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

I was actually mad at myself for orgasming to a video with not 1 but 3 unappealing men. I still don't understand how I managed. The girl was okay-looking and they cut most of the men's faces out... but the lingering bulky stomach overhang covered in grey hair, bouncing in and out of the shot. Ew! It was a miracle I came and thankfully it meant I could turn it off. And by turn it off, I mean find another delight to watch. I suppose the vid still did its job regardless of having attractive participants so I shouldn't complain. It'd just be nice if everyone was pretty or looked in the mirror from time to time.

I'm binge porning and it's getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure it's a sign you've seen too much when you start to recognize the same dilapidated couches and fake plants. It's perfect timing then that I'll be out in the wilderness and free from the internet for a few days. Just being one with nature, working on my tan and not thinking about men....